2026

January

1/1/2026 I did have a decent amount of dreams last night, but I can't remember them very well uwu; (I didn't sleep very well lol)

I do know a LOT of them had to do with Fruit Ninja (I was looking at a lot of official material last night). I remember one part of one of those dreams where Rinjin was upset that I was going to have to leave soon. I told him I'd stay longer if I could, but I did need to go eventually (AKA wake up, since I was somewhat aware I was dreaming).

I also had some other dream about Monsters Inc. It took place more around the time of Monster's University, and I was trying to defend Mike's potential scare factor since Sully was basically saying he could never be scary to anyone. He wasn't having it from me, though. I ended up walking out of the auditorium we were in.

1/2/2026 In one of my dreams last night, my dad made a modified recipe that I have been wanting to create myself (soul cakes, but more like chocolate chip cookies). I was a bit upset because he didn't ask me if I wanted to make them or not. They were also not even very good. There were raw segments in them that were still pretty liquidy.

In a different dream involving my dad, we heard an owl outside and were trying to find it. I spotted it in a tree, and saw that it was a great grey owl (which I'm pretty sure doesn't live in my state). I tried to show my dad, but it flew away when he looked. Eventually though, we were able to see two of them outside in the front yard!

In my last dream I vaguely remember, it was about me watching scrapped episodes of Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force. The only one I remember any semblance of plot about had Mark learning that the main characters were Fruit Ninjas much earlier on in the series.

1/3/2026 I very vaguely remember that one of my dreams involved that trailer for the second Mario Movie where Bowser's tiny and is painting stuff.

In a different dream, I was chewing on the inside of my mouth and buting off concerningly large chunks. There was no blood or pain, but eugh.

1/4/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I was following around Kris and Noelle from Deltarune, however they couldn't hear me or see me. I used some kind of code to communicate with Kris that involved quarters. Not sure exactly how it worked, but we were able to communicate that way. I eventually began to follow Noelle more than Kris (since Kris seemed much more wary of me) and I'd get her attention by moving things. At one poinnt Kris finds out about me following Noelle, and they try to find out why, I think. This time they tried using oranges (some with those white mesh wrappers on them) to communicate.
There was one part not long after that where the two of them were on a staircase that had one side's handrails covered in some kind of leafless kinda dead-looking plant. Some of the branches had thorns on them. One of the branches (thornless) ended up pinning Noelle againts the handrails, and both her and Kris were freaking out a bit. I began to snap some of the twigs off the branches to show them I was there, but I wasn't trying to harm them. I tried to comfort Noelle, but it didn't work.

In a different dream I was playing Webkinz, which was somehow also integrated into real life. There was this one dude who at one point tried to look up my skirt, so I picked him up and threw him down on the ground as hard as I could. After that, my Webkin was like "Man, I feel bad, we should apologize :(" and wouldn't let me do anything else in-game unless I told that guy I was sorry, which I really didn't want to do because he was being a creep.

1/5/2026 I don't remember much. There was one dream where two of my IRL friends had started hanging out again with me (all three at once), and I think one had a crush on the other? But one of them ended up not really feeling the friendship spark coming back so they decided not to hang out with the other again.

There was a different dream I had where some very funky (almost flower-looking) mushrooms sprouted up in a few of my plants' pots, and this one guy who I guess was visiting me plucked them out so I didn't have to do it. I was very thankful about that.

1/6/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I entered my old school, thinking it was the high school I went to my senior year, but it turned out to be the older high school instead. Remembering I didn't need to attend any classes, I began to just walk around and I found a black metal staircase (that was very narrow) I hadn't seen before. Once some people got off of it, it was gated up at the top, though I ended up going up there and just...hopping the gate. It lead to an almost pitch-black auditorium/stage. Apparently I knew Sun and Moon (FNaF) would eb there, so I called out for them. Sun ended up being the one to show up (since there was just enough light for him to be out) and he seemed very apprehensive about allowing Moon out. I insisted he do so, and the lights ended up going out. He ended up actually being shorter than me, and seemed to be kinda panicked. What didn't help were the lights coming back on not very long after. I ended up hugging him tightly and putting a blackout curtain over us so he could stay in control (though the curtain was invisible to me, for some reason). I then tried calming him down, but I woke up not too long after.

In a different dream, I was planning on getting isopods as pets. Turns out I had gotten a few different tanks, some of which were too little, and some didn't have a top that fit (or a top at all). I did end up finding on that would be large enough, though it needed a lid. Turns out I had already bought some plants to put in the tank, as well as some substrait, and I was checking on the plants (and also making sure I didn't get any isopods yet) to see if they were still good. One of the plants I pulled from its box was a trimming of something that looked a lot like broccoli. I stuck it in the dirt inside a different tank just so I could water it later (to try and get it to grow roots), but I then realized that tank had a few isopods in it that were pretty big. There were also some spiders and tiny cats inside. I picked up the isopods and put them in the larger tank (which now had dirt in it as well), but I was worried they might crawl out since it still didn't have a lid. I ended up moving the plant to the larger tank as well, but it kept somehow getting covered by the dirt as I tried to even it out. I also ended up finding a bumblebee millipede, which I was very happy about.

1/7/2026 Had a weird and long dream about The Amazing Digital Circus. I don't remember much except I was hanging out with Jax for the majority of it, trying to gte him to open up a bit more. There was some segment near the end where the main gang was trying to get through water to go to some small island (they were on one already) and I forget who was following/chasing who. The dream did end with Jax opening up a bit, but as the episode ended, it was implied he abstracted on the spot, though he seemed happy.

Also vaguely remember a dream that took place at night time where Cranky from MLP: FiM was my friend??? I think he was trying to help me get home and unpack from a trip. I don't remember much though.
I did just remember that earlier in that dream I was trying to look up some dessert advertized on a sign (apparently the website the menu was on was called "freefrom8to9.com" or something like that). I realized my phone was only at 1% battery, so I turned it off. Never found out what the dessert was. Looked like a bowl of cream with some matcha powder on top and underneath.

1/8/2026 I don't remember very much, aside from Plankton (from Spongebob) using some kind of shape-shifting mech suit to pretend to be different people. There was one part where he framed some superhero for something that a supervillain really did NOT like.
There was also a part where I was at a store and I found a wire wrapped pendant I really liked and was going to buy (for like, $33) and the stone fell out and somehow landed in a glass display cabinet that had a lock on it. I was able to open the cabinet, but it set off an alarm and a LOT of people started calling me a thief and trying to yank the parts of the pendant I did have away from me. The lady who was in charge of the place came to that specific room, turned off the alarm, properly opened the cabinet to let me have the stone, and then left. Everyone chilled out after that, but no one apologized :T Also, some stuff I didn't want kept showing up in my hands, so I kept setting down random stones and beads and stuff.
1/9/2026 I don't remember much. There was a part where me and a friend made a video called "Waffle Iron" which was kind of a YTP MV sort of thing, except we animated our own video for it. I don't remember a lick about it, except that there was a talking floorboard.
1/10/2026 I don't remember much again. There was one part that was about Kung Fu Panda 2 (funny that I watched the first one last night) where I was trying to tell Po that his parents did in fact love him.

There was some other dream I remembered where I was at an ex-friend's house and she had this interesting Disney-brand CRT TV that was a partially transluscent dark blue plastic around the outside that was kind of oval shaped. It was mounted to the ceiling and hung in the corner of the room.

1/11/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I had placed a bid on a HOUSE WITHOUT MY PARENTS' KNOWLEDGE. The bid was one dollar and I was the very first person to have placed a bid. The house was old and kinda run-down, but from the pictures I saw, it didn't seem to have any water damage, which was good. It was also kinda big.
I did, however, realize that if I actually won the house, I'd need to pay for renovations and whatnot, which I didn't know how expensive they would be, so I tried to see if I could find a way to retract my bid. I remember there was some way to do so, but I was looking to see if I could find the instructions again. Also, there were five days left on the auction, so I did have some time.
I remember there also being another "house" I was looking at. That one was more of a building that could be used as a house, though I think it was actually supposed to be an office space. It was also old. That one did have some water damage, but not very much, DESPITE THE HOLES IN THE ROOF. That one I actually did go to, and they had some music boxes (one a disk box, and the other was apparently mine and functioned in a way that doesn't actually exist where the cylinder and comb were inserted for each song along with the crank I believe? It was supposed to be Thorens branded).
There was part where me, my mom, my dad, and I think my brother all went to that first house to check it out. It was a comppletely different house than the one I had been seeing pictures of, but this was because of dream logic. We were testing out the light switches and stuff (it was night time) and we realized that one of the ceiling fans in the living room was also controlled by the switch for the bathroom fan, which would automatically shut-off after 10 minutes. I did end up finding a switch I believed was supposed to control the fan, but for whatever reason one of the previous owners has the wire rerouted. There were also spotlights on the front porch's "roof" (not sure the name of it) that couldn't be turned off. The pattern in which they turned on changed depending on which switch was flipped. There was also a second ceiling fan in the living room, but it was missing a few blades. It had its own switch, though.
There was another part where we were being toured around the house (now during the day) and we ended up in the "basement" which was more like a wooden frame that kept the house up off the ground (since it was on a ledge). There was a "hatch" that when opened would show a pool of muddy water under the "basement" that had dead tree limbs and stuff in it. Apparently the owners of the house would be able to see how they were going to die by looking into the pool. I didn't look too long since it just seemed like a bunch of gunk to me (and I didn't want to see how I would die lol).

I also had a few random segments of dreams where one of my IRL friends messaged me on Discord and seemed interested in Fruit Ninja, which I was happy about. Alas, 'twas but a dream QwQ

1/12/2026 Got a glimpse into an even more dystopian timeline where companies who employeed people also owned their employees' houses. The company my dad worked for was ownded by the same one who owns Chuck-E-Cheese and we heard that apparently we were going to need a "tower" entention added to our house, which was going to cost around $18,000 to build. If we didn't get one, my dad would be fired and we'd lose the house. Horrible.

I also had a dream where I had caught some kind of bug in my bed with my index finger and thumb, but it kind of hurt (I thought I was just pressing too hard at first). When I set the bug down, it looked like a tiny scorpion, but once I crushed it it turned out it was made of a bunch of tiny maggots/larva. I kept crushing it with my flashlight to make sure all of them were dead. I looked at my finger and noticed some of the top layer of my skin was missing.

1/13/2026 Not really one I want to remember. It turned into a stress dream at the end :(
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