2026

April

4/1/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I was in a car with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and some other guy. Trump was the driver, the rando was shotgun, and me and Musk were in the back. I was holding a small stack of vinyl albums, and Musk kept trying to take some of them from me (I think he claimed one of them was actually his?) I got fed-up and shoved him out the window. I then told Trump to "gun it" or something similar. He backed-up the car (since we were parked) and ran Musk over (he did scream.) He kept driving around for a bit. I eventually got out and ran into a nearby mall or something. News got around fast about what happened. There were these two girls who worked at some food place and they were like, "Hey, we know what you did! You should come with us, we'll help hide you :D" and at first I believed them, but then soon realized they were trying to trick me, so I ran away from them. They ended up being the ones to chase me down (I was still carrying the vinyls btw).
I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I did get caught and put in jail. I was in an interrogation room, and I looked up and noticed the ceiling was that type with the tiles like a lot of schools and office buildings use. I commented on that, and then got up onto the desk and pushed a tile up and climbed into the ceiling. Because dream logic, I was able to travel through the flooring of the next floor as well, so I kept going up through the ceilings while being chased again. I did end up in some places that had a backrooms feel since they were supposed to be the spaces between the previous ceiling and the next floor above.
Anyway, I ended up in a large room (kinda like a gymnasium) that had these little "shelves"/ledges in the corners. I climbed up those to an open window (which was the type that rotates. It had a curtain made of slinkied red and orange paper.) I climbed out the window and somehow made it down to the ground. I then began to leave the premesis. A fence materialized in the distance in front of me, but there were gaps in it where some big guns/turrets were. I managed to sneak by one without getting shot. The dream soon ended.

In another dream, I was looking at my window because there was a large jumping spider (I think a bold jumping spider) that I was watching. I went and got a plastic container (a little clear box which I have IRL) and some paper to catch it. When I came back, it was even bigger, and now brown. I held the box up, gauging how I should go about catching it, but it ended up jumping into the box on its own. I jumped and dropped the box, but when I picked it back up and closed the lid, the spider was still inside. I went downstairs, box in hand. The spider (as well as another bug that somehow ended up in there?) were staying as still as possible.
When I reached the back door, I looked over to the living room couch and saw Gundham there. I asked him if he liked bugs. I don't remember what exactly his answer was, but I ended up following up the question with another, asking if he'd want to see the spider I caught. He didn't seem to enthused, so I made a comment about spiders being kinda scary or something. He did end up coming over to take a look at the spider, mentioning that I was probaby more afraid of it than most other spiders. (Honestly though, it was startlingly large, but kind of cute. It had big eyes.)
After he got a look at it, I opened the back door and let the spider (and other bug) go. The dream soon ended after that.

In another dream of mine, I was playing some version of Fruit Ninja that was similar to the Kinect version, but it was multiplayer and I was part of a group of people who were all playing together. Eventually though, it switched to us actually cutting/hitting real fruit. I found out that both kicking and hitting the fruit with my hands counted, so I started to have a little fun with it.
Eventually the session ended, and the group began to disperse. I remember what I turned to leave, I saw Rinjin from the corner of my eye. He was standing to the side, glaring at me. I wanted to look at him, but I ended up just walking out of the room. The dream ended not long after.

In the last dream I had that I remember, I was looking out the back door because it was raining. I noticed some of the clouds were going in one direction, and some the opposite way. It felt unnerving, so I went to get my parents up and see if they'd want to go to the basement with me in case there was a tornado brewing. We all decided to go, so as I was getting ready to head down there, I checked the weather map on my tablet. It didn't look like much, but there were some storms heading our way.
We all went to the basement, and when we did, it was like all the rain and storms just. Stopped. It got brighter outside, and we didn't hear any rain or wind hitting the windows. I got on my tablet to check the weather again, and it had Fruit Ninja open, which now had a built-in local weather feature??? The map showed NOTHING over my state now. No rain or storms. I messed around, zooming in and out and even rotating the map to make sure it was correct. Once I was sure there was nothing, I backed out of the map.
The screen to access the weather feature was on the old version of the event mode menu. I didn't pay much attention to the other characters, but Rinjin's eyes were differently colored than they were supposed to be. His irises were a dark purple and his pupils white. Very strange, but it did look neat.

4/2/2026 It was a long dream, and I don't remember many specifics and it changed a LOT, but it started out at a school, I believe. It ended up slowly morphing into a plot where some guy had built a machine. I don't know exactly what it was for, but he was supposed to go inside it to operate it, but he ended up getting trapped and either had his life essence drained out of him, or went through some kind of evil corruption transformation. The main character (who I think was Fiona from Fiona and Cake?) ended up traveling back in time to stop him.
Turns out I had been watching this show on TV in the living room, and my parents had watched it with me. They both said they enjoyed it, which I was surprised about because the show was apparently supposed to be Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force??? It was more Adventure Time though. I remember Simon and Fern being in it as well. Anyway, my dad tried to look up what show it was on the family computer, and somehow he stumbled across Moomin Valley (2019) which I told him was NOT the show we had watched.
There was some part where I ended up wiping down a mattress with a damp cloth to clean it. It was odd. I tried propping it up against the wall so it could dry better (since I also cleaned the bottom) but all the stuffing inside sank to one side so it wouldn't stay in the correct shape.
There was then some part where I was in my room and I had my window open. A pair of cardinals landed on my windowcell and I began to talk to them. Another little bird landed as well. It shifted to not having any feathers (and was the child of the cardinal pair) and the three began to talk to me. I don't remember what we talked about, but at one part the featherless bird let me touch one of his wings. He had little claws sticking out of certain parts, and his wing resembled fingers kind of like a bat's (though it wasn't webbed, just kinda fleshy). After talking about that for a bit, the three went on their way.
Or so I thought. Turns out they had messed with some stuff in my house. I wasn't able to shut the back door correctly (me no longer in my room), and some VERY LOUD "moths" flew inside and kept buzzing around my head. I managed to catch them and threw them outside, but they came back in so I had to do it again. Eventually I was able to shut the door right. I also noticed they had messed with some electronics we had. There was a CD player, a cassette player, and an 8-track player. One of the 8-tracks had been misplaced and some of the little trays for CDs and stuff needed to be closed. I forget how the dream ended, but it was somewhere around this point.
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