2026

April

4/1/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I was in a car with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and some other guy. Trump was the driver, the rando was shotgun, and me and Musk were in the back. I was holding a small stack of vinyl albums, and Musk kept trying to take some of them from me (I think he claimed one of them was actually his?) I got fed-up and shoved him out the window. I then told Trump to "gun it" or something similar. He backed-up the car (since we were parked) and ran Musk over (he did scream.) He kept driving around for a bit. I eventually got out and ran into a nearby mall or something. News got around fast about what happened. There were these two girls who worked at some food place and they were like, "Hey, we know what you did! You should come with us, we'll help hide you :D" and at first I believed them, but then soon realized they were trying to trick me, so I ran away from them. They ended up being the ones to chase me down (I was still carrying the vinyls btw).
I don't remember exactly how it happened, but I did get caught and put in jail. I was in an interrogation room, and I looked up and noticed the ceiling was that type with the tiles like a lot of schools and office buildings use. I commented on that, and then got up onto the desk and pushed a tile up and climbed into the ceiling. Because dream logic, I was able to travel through the flooring of the next floor as well, so I kept going up through the ceilings while being chased again. I did end up in some places that had a backrooms feel since they were supposed to be the spaces between the previous ceiling and the next floor above.
Anyway, I ended up in a large room (kinda like a gymnasium) that had these little "shelves"/ledges in the corners. I climbed up those to an open window (which was the type that rotates. It had a curtain made of slinkied red and orange paper.) I climbed out the window and somehow made it down to the ground. I then began to leave the premesis. A fence materialized in the distance in front of me, but there were gaps in it where some big guns/turrets were. I managed to sneak by one without getting shot. The dream soon ended.

In another dream, I was looking at my window because there was a large jumping spider (I think a bold jumping spider) that I was watching. I went and got a plastic container (a little clear box which I have IRL) and some paper to catch it. When I came back, it was even bigger, and now brown. I held the box up, gauging how I should go about catching it, but it ended up jumping into the box on its own. I jumped and dropped the box, but when I picked it back up and closed the lid, the spider was still inside. I went downstairs, box in hand. The spider (as well as another bug that somehow ended up in there?) were staying as still as possible.
When I reached the back door, I looked over to the living room couch and saw Gundham there. I asked him if he liked bugs. I don't remember what exactly his answer was, but I ended up following up the question with another, asking if he'd want to see the spider I caught. He didn't seem to enthused, so I made a comment about spiders being kinda scary or something. He did end up coming over to take a look at the spider, mentioning that I was probaby more afraid of it than most other spiders. (Honestly though, it was startlingly large, but kind of cute. It had big eyes.)
After he got a look at it, I opened the back door and let the spider (and other bug) go. The dream soon ended after that.

In another dream of mine, I was playing some version of Fruit Ninja that was similar to the Kinect version, but it was multiplayer and I was part of a group of people who were all playing together. Eventually though, it switched to us actually cutting/hitting real fruit. I found out that both kicking and hitting the fruit with my hands counted, so I started to have a little fun with it.
Eventually the session ended, and the group began to disperse. I remember what I turned to leave, I saw Rinjin from the corner of my eye. He was standing to the side, glaring at me. I wanted to look at him, but I ended up just walking out of the room. The dream ended not long after.

In the last dream I had that I remember, I was looking out the back door because it was raining. I noticed some of the clouds were going in one direction, and some the opposite way. It felt unnerving, so I went to get my parents up and see if they'd want to go to the basement with me in case there was a tornado brewing. We all decided to go, so as I was getting ready to head down there, I checked the weather map on my tablet. It didn't look like much, but there were some storms heading our way.
We all went to the basement, and when we did, it was like all the rain and storms just. Stopped. It got brighter outside, and we didn't hear any rain or wind hitting the windows. I got on my tablet to check the weather again, and it had Fruit Ninja open, which now had a built-in local weather feature??? The map showed NOTHING over my state now. No rain or storms. I messed around, zooming in and out and even rotating the map to make sure it was correct. Once I was sure there was nothing, I backed out of the map.
The screen to access the weather feature was on the old version of the event mode menu. I didn't pay much attention to the other characters, but Rinjin's eyes were differently colored than they were supposed to be. His irises were a dark purple and his pupils white. Very strange, but it did look neat.

4/2/2026 It was a long dream, and I don't remember many specifics and it changed a LOT, but it started out at a school, I believe. It ended up slowly morphing into a plot where some guy had built a machine. I don't know exactly what it was for, but he was supposed to go inside it to operate it, but he ended up getting trapped and either had his life essence drained out of him, or went through some kind of evil corruption transformation. The main character (who I think was Fiona from Fiona and Cake?) ended up traveling back in time to stop him.
Turns out I had been watching this show on TV in the living room, and my parents had watched it with me. They both said they enjoyed it, which I was surprised about because the show was apparently supposed to be Fruit Ninja Frenzy Force??? It was more Adventure Time though. I remember Simon and Fern being in it as well. Anyway, my dad tried to look up what show it was on the family computer, and somehow he stumbled across Moomin Valley (2019) which I told him was NOT the show we had watched.
There was some part where I ended up wiping down a mattress with a damp cloth to clean it. It was odd. I tried propping it up against the wall so it could dry better (since I also cleaned the bottom) but all the stuffing inside sank to one side so it wouldn't stay in the correct shape.
There was then some part where I was in my room and I had my window open. A pair of cardinals landed on my windowcell and I began to talk to them. Another little bird landed as well. It shifted to not having any feathers (and was the child of the cardinal pair) and the three began to talk to me. I don't remember what we talked about, but at one part the featherless bird let me touch one of his wings. He had little claws sticking out of certain parts, and his wing resembled fingers kind of like a bat's (though it wasn't webbed, just kinda fleshy). After talking about that for a bit, the three went on their way.
Or so I thought. Turns out they had messed with some stuff in my house. I wasn't able to shut the back door correctly (me no longer in my room), and some VERY LOUD "moths" flew inside and kept buzzing around my head. I managed to catch them and threw them outside, but they came back in so I had to do it again. Eventually I was able to shut the door right. I also noticed they had messed with some electronics we had. There was a CD player, a cassette player, and an 8-track player. One of the 8-tracks had been misplaced and some of the little trays for CDs and stuff needed to be closed. I forget how the dream ended, but it was somewhere around this point.
4/3/2026 I don't remember.
4/4/2026 I forgot again ;w;
4/5/2026 I had a dream last night where Phisnom revealed his new V-Tuber model and she was some kind of angel with goopy-looking wings.
4/6/2026 The only thing I remember was that the dream took place partially utside in my neighborhood at night. There was this guy who had a reputation for being very flip-floppy on being nice or being cold towards other people. I somehow ended up walking to his house and going inside. I offered to buy this teardrop-shaped decorative glass thing that was full of a clear liquid with dark blue glitter (it also had three stretches pieces of glass as "legs" to help it stand.) I think it was supposed to be some kind of future-telling item. He told me the price was $15, so I got out my phone to try and make a payment digitally because I didn't know if I had enough money in cash. Unfortunately I did have some issues with the payment process, and I got a little worried that he might kick me out or something. He just told me that next time I should make sure I can actually pay. I ended up leaving with the glass, but I seemed to plan to come back for it.
I don't remember the rest, but I think there was something about Winks?
4/7/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I was hanging around the house of Life is Boris on Youtube. The place was HUGE and had a parking lot full of cars. Also, he wasn't wearing a mask or anything, and was just some light-brown-haired skinny guy. I felt the whole time like something was very off (his voice didn't sound at all the same), but I didn't really question it much. (After I woke up, I realized his eye color was wrong as well.)

In another dream I had, I was given a link to watch the new Madoka Magica movie early. It turns out that in this one, Homura and Mami were teamed-up as the good guys, but Madoka had ended up falling into a group of "bad guys" (the two girls whose identities we don't know yet). From something Homura said at one point, it seemed like those two girls wanted to revert the Law of Cycles and potentially even get rid of it. Madoka didn't know this, and just knew she was supposed to be more than what she remembers.

4/8/2026 I don't remember much about this dream, but I was traveling with a group and when we stopped by some place, I somehow incurred the wrath of a large white rat that began to ceaslessly chase me. I think it wanted something from me, but man it wasn't being nice about it lol. Also, I think before it chased me, it bit me. Didn't feel it, though.

In a different dream, I was in some group that. Not sure what for, but we were all temporarily living together. This person (who was supposed to be the head of whatever kind of place we were in) was offering us roles for voice acting. All of the roles were going to be for Danganronpa 2 characters, and Fruit Ninja characters. The first set were the Danganronpa ones, however it seemed like the first section of this set were all for like, magical curses that were sentient? Pretty sure the very first one was called "The Ulimate Darkness" or "Shade" or something similar.

I also had some dream I very vaguely remember about tornados. A very tiny and weak one went over the house, but I forget what else happened.

4/9/2026 I remembered when I woke up, but then I forgot ;w;
4/10/2026 In one of my dreams, my mom had a gem collection she was going to let me look through. One of the only stone I remember being in there was a mystic topaz in some little bottle with a dark congealed subtance inside (only little specs of it), so I didn't mess with it. What I do remember though, was a little clear plastic box that had what looked like two baby millipedes (or centipedes) that were white. They were alive and slowly crawling around in the box, so I asked my mom about them. Apparently they were a very rare species, but were also highly invasive in the USA. Also, apparently they had been in that box for a VERY long time, but somehow still survived???
I decided I wanted to keep them as pets, so I began to look at this terrarium we apparently had. Inside were plants (and moss), isopods, and even a snake. I thought it would be a good enclosure, but I wanted to get some springtails before introducing the new bugs.
Somehow that scene switched from me watching the snake to me with a vacuum sweeping up bits of paper and dirt from a tomato display at a grocery store. I accidentally sucked a tomato into the vaccum (the tube part that's removable), so I turned it off. One of the employees came over and flipped the part that holds the accessories like a switch, and the tomato popped right out. I was like, "Oh, so that's what that's for!" The dream I think ended not long after.

In a different dream I had, I was in an art class (being taught by my elementary school art teacher???) amd we were doing water color paintings. Mine was going to be some kind of abstract painting that looked kind of like an aura node from Thaumcraft 4, but later on it kinda ended up looking more like an inverted golf ball.
Anyway, apparently there was this girl who was younger than me that had some kind of one-sided beef with me. She was planning on doing something to tarnish my reputation or something, and I wasn't sure what, so I didn't worry too much about it.
The teacher told that class we had 5 minutes to either keep working or get a head-start on cleaning up. I was one of the few who continued to work on my project, but once the five minutes were up I began to scramble to put my supplies away. I then looked at the clock and noticed there was still a while before class was over, so I just started to meander around and look at stuff in the room. I noticed a small circular container by the teacher's desk that was full of earring hooks with other metal fixtures attachedto them, which I knew the teacher had done herself. I looked at them for a bit before the dream ended

4/11/2026 I remembered when I woke up this morning, but I ended up forgetting ;w;
4/12/2026 There was something about me trying to keep a large fish (which turned into a small mermaid) alive in a cardboard box that surprisingly was able to hold water.
4/13/2026 Had a weird dream last night. I don't remember how it started, but I was in this single mother's house. She had two very young kids (maybe around 2?) and one of them would randomly get violent. At one point, I accidentally threw her (the child) over my shoulder out of instict. I immediately kneeled down beside her and began to apologize. Not long after, the two kids morphed into cats, and me and a friend decided to take them from that woman since she had been neglecting them??? I don't remember much after that, but the one was still sometimes more aggressive than the other. We had also found out the woman had given the two only one food bowl to share between them, so I was planning on getting two bowls so they wouldn't have to fight over their food during feeding time.

I also had a different dream I barely remember where me and my family had moved into some kind of stripmall style of building, but they were kind of like apartments on the inside (though some people did run businesses instead). We ended up talking to one of the neighbors, explaining how we just moved in. He invited us inside and ended up showing us something he made (I forget what) that he sold at some other building.

Also, I remember having a dream where I was playing PacMan, but the controls were very weird on the arcade cabinet. There were two sets of arrow buttons, and also I started out with 3 tries, but somehow managed to get a fourth one just by playing?
I've never actually played PacMan.

4/14/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I started to play Bakery Story again. I had to change my username back to "Cakes-R-Us" because apparently I had changed it before I quit years ago. I then tried to show someone an old trick where if you put a counter or something up against the door, customers couldn't come inside, but it ended up not working. There was a banging sound, and then the doorway and counter were replaced by a huge gaping black hole with cracks around it. No customers came it, but I was still like, "Oh no!"

I also vaguely remember a dream where I was leaving school to get on my bus. One had already left, so I was trying to hurry. I found one that was the wrong number, but had the smae people I usually ride with getting on it, so I decided to get on that bus anyway. One guy I was sitting next to found out that the seats (which were like small benches) could be rotated. He ended up making his seat have the back against the wall instead. I thought it was cool, but didn't end up doing it myself.

4/15/2026 I ORIGINALLY PUT THAT I FORGOT, BUT THEN I REMEMBERED!
In my dream last night, I was playing a Minecraft modpack I made, but one of the mods (which was supposed to be a Thaumcraft add-on) ended up causing the Wither to spawn in the overworld right off the bat. And when I killed it, ANOTHER ONE spawned right after. The first one I killed dropped a white crystal-looking block (kinda lumpy) that I later found out, when placed, looked like a white ribcage (and apparently it could also come from a cow?) I went underground to hide from the Wither (even though I was in creative the whole time) and I found some kind of system of very narrow tunnels (not a mineshaft, but it did intersect one). I tried to change the difficulty, but there were a LOT of different ones to cycle through. Peaceful wasn't even an option anymore.

I also just remembered a dream I had where I was in my living room, and a styrofoam cup began to float side to side close to the ceiling next to me. At first me and my dad thought it was a ghost, but at one point a digital map I was looking at showed a specific Panda Express location highlighted. The cup was gone by this point. I ended up going to that spot (which was more-so a vending machine/pre-prepared food stand) and THE CUP WAS THERE. Turns out, it was actually a magical, sentient cup. I did talk with it, and we seemed to be friends, but I don't fully remember what it was doing and why ;w;
I think there were some people after it, as well.

4/16/2026 In one of my dreams last night, I got my old Webkinz account back and I was really happy about it! Turns out though I had two pets that for some reason got removed from my account, and two other ones that had been removed, but they were returned to me (a pop-up message told me this.) One didn't have a name, and the other was named "Leon" apparently. I forget which was which, but one of them was a black and red dragon, and I forget what the other one was.

In a different dream, I was taking part in a gameshow apparently hosted by Jack Stauber? The answers to the questions didn't make much sense, but I was doing good anyway. At one point her turned something into cotton candy, which we shared (before some creatures came and ate the rest). Pretty sure it slowly switched over to a school dream after a while.

I did have another school dream anyway, though. In it, I was going to I think a math class, but I was worried I was going to the wrong class at the wrong time. Anyway, the teacher was looking for some show to put an episode of on, but he was having trouble finding it. The menu he was looking through was strange. It was in a more round configuration, and the options where organically shaped. Each option was blue and they were over a textured blue background. Also, Sid the Science Kid was shown in one of the menus for a brief moment, but that wasn't what he was looking for.

4/17/2026 Forgot.
4/18/2026 Forgot again u-u
4/19/2026 Had a dream last night where I was playing Minecraft with some Herobrine mod installed. I was in creative, so it wasn't too scary, but I was still a little on-edge
I ended up digging a hole and burying myself for a moment, but suddenly a 3x3x3 block area around me was deleted. I looked up and saw Herobrine standing at the top, staring down at me. I flew up and said, "Hi, buddy!" and he vanished. Silly.
4/20/2026 Forgot :'D
4/21/2026 No :3

I do remember in one of the dreams I drank some kind of fruit-flavored drink (in a neat glass bottle where the bottom was kinda diamond/rhombus-shaped) that turned out to be alcoholic. I started feling sleepy after. I think I was just really tired last night lol

4/22/2026 I don't remember very much of my dream, but I do know Rinjin (Fruit Ninja) was there for most of it.
I mostly remember one part where it was night time. He went into the backyard, even though it was raining quite a bit. I stuck my head out the back door and just kind of admired the weather at that time of night. The air was cool and it was mostly quiet (aside from the rain and tree leaves rustling).
Pretty sure most of the dream before then took place in my basement with some of the other FN characters.
4/23/2026 In one of my dreams I went to some place that was selling uncommon fruit (at least uncommon in my area.) They had mangosteens, which I was really happy about, but then they also had pawpaw! I got one and put it in a bag, but soon after I accidentally hit it against the side of a counter and it got bruised/gashed :')
IRL I've never had or even seen a pawpaw even though they're natuive to my state.

I also remember a part of a dream (not sure if it was the same one or not) where I was in some big place kinda like a hotel or movie theater or something, and at one point I had to find my glasses that I had put in a large group of other people's glasses (all organized neatly) and it was kinda hard because I couldn't see well ;w;

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